Tag: Funny

09.24.2010

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Saturday, 4:06 p.m. I just heard a freshman telling other freshmen that there is a “secret” floor in the Wallace Library … which is just the fourth floor. Oh, freshmen. (from text) Wednesday, 12:06...

09.17.2010

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Saturday, 1:09 a.m. I’m a fourth year and I don’t have money for a car — stop calling me a [flippin’] freshman. (from text) Wednesday, 8:34 p.m. RIT needs to invest in a Mighty Taco. (from...

09.10.2010

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Thursday, 2:17 p.m. Beware of the poopity-poop truck. Don’t drive behind the poopity-poop truck! (from text) Friday, 9:39 p.m. Dogs are always in the pushup position! (from text) Tuesday, 10:12...

Orientation Issue

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

SATURDAY, 12:08 p.m. My friend becomes Jack Bauer every time he drinks. (from text) MONDAY, 7:30 P.M. Every Monday, I see a lot of people who say hi to me, but I don’t know who they are! (from text)...

Food Issue

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Thursday, 3:02 p.m. Question: Do you think that only awkward kids buy jean shorts? Or that kids just look awkward wearing jean shorts? (from text) Friday, 6:08 p.m. Hello? Who is this? My son sent a...

05.07.2010

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Thursday, 2:22 a.m. I have a double-ended unicorn dildo. What side of it do you use first? The one that looks more magical? (from text) Saturday, 2:05 a.m. Rings, when I’m stoned, my eyes adjust to the...

100th Anniversary

Best of RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Rings. I will be going on a scavenger hunt for Margaret Thatcher soon. She’s one tough fox to catch, but I’m gonna seal the deal with her for sure. Mark my words. (from text) So, I was eating a banana...

04.16.2010

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Saturday, 3:21 p.m. You know you’re at RIT when you see a Deaf drug deal go down. (from text) Monday 11:12 p.m I just saw some creepy old guy taking a crap in the woods by the daycare center. What do I...

04.09.2010

RIT Rings

by Amanda Szczepanski, Moe Sedlak

Sunday, 2:02 a.m. Tonight my friend’s favorite game was to leave me all alone at a party and wait for creepers to hit on me so he could come to my rescue. This is not okay! (from...

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