Published April 26, 2013
Katherine Dayton

Monday, 11:45 p.m. (from text)

So I love that the weather is getting warm and all, but I do fear for the eyesight of my fellow students as I’m pretty sure my legs are so pale that the light that bounces from them could cause blindness. #ReallyReallyWhiteGirlProblems

Tuesday, 4:12 p.m. (from text)

Hey Nathan’s, when are you gonna jump on the bandwagon and have a free soup day? Seriously, I’d wait in line all day for that [soupy goodness].

Wednesday, 1:20 p.m. (from text)

That awkward moment when you accept a Skype contact request thinking it’s your high school buddy and his profile pic is his penis.

Thursday, 7:25 p.m. (from text)

I’m a fifth year student and I still can’t tell which building is 7b or 7a.

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